Spennymoor Pen Pics

Jason Ainsley - The complete sportsman. An all rounder who is the best  at everything including Cricket, Tennis, Golf, Ten pin bowling and  Snooker. However, the only medal he's got is runners up in the egg and spoon race at school.

Gary Hinchley - Sergeant Major with rules of Steel. Even has the players calling him 'sir'. If we lose keep out of his way...

Niki Lawson - Student from Sunderland who is sponsored by National Express. Has already got an A level for playing on Fruit Machines.

Darren Roulston - Chief Executive of the players union, probably why he only manages to play 3 games a season.

Carl Beasley - Fitness fanatic who has shares in the Durham FA. Appointed Club Captain to calm him down but it doesn't seem to be working.

Craig Bishop - Nicknamed Chesney but plays like Schmichael. A great lad and player but shame about his name.

Richard Ward - The only defender in the league that never makes a mistake. Has even been seen arguing with himself during the game.

Mark Foster - Another member of the players union and is the shop steward. The brains of the team with numerous qualifications although he's currently working for the Unemployment Office?

Neil Wilkinson - Wants to join his missus on becoming a model although due to no offers he has applied to become a fireman.

Matty Hyson - Dyno Matt is part of the furniture at the club as this is his 27th spell. In charge of the players pool so expect it to go bust.

Gareth Waite - Nicknamed Rodney. Brings a different mate every week and always uses full allocation of complimentary passes.

Karl Richards - Another fitness fanatic who models himself around Hulk Hogan. Has a poor taste of hairstyles but the girls seem to like it.

Karl Jarvis - Chatter box who never shuts up. Currently acting chauffeur for Niki Lawson.

Andrew Raw - Travels all the way from Whitby to sit in the dug out, must enjoy Jarvies craic.

Matty Richardson - Would be captain of the Reserve team if we had one, another one sponsored by the home dug out.

Jamie Clarke - Recently changed his name by depoll to Clarkeinho due to him being half Brazilian. A workhorse who never stops running and closing people down, however, he is costing the club a fortune on cigarettes.

Alan Murray - Recently returned from a tour of China where he won first prize with his "Murray Curry" in a competition. Best mates with Eric Bristow.

Alan Courtney - Former Police sergeant, CID and constable. A class 1 holder with 3 points on his licence. Reckons he's a better ref than their George.

Jonathan Le-Poidevin - Everybody's best friend after the game and the ultimate of bad losers who hands his resignation in every time we get beat.